Another pandemic week down and we’ve arrived at the unofficial end of summer is here. You know what that means: Time to read some good tweets, baby!
We’ve because we can and why not? Sometimes it’s nice to look at dumb, funny posts and have a laugh. So, here we are. These are our favorite 16 tweets of the week.
1. Pajamazon is just good pun fun
Jeff Bezos can’t sleep until he puts his pajamazon
— He Called Me Greenhorn (@WhatsAGreenhorn) September 1, 2020
BIDEN: Now, wait a minute, when he’s –
TRUMP: (noticing the bird) Bird.
BIDEN: Hey now pal, I let you speak you’re gonna let me –
TRUMP: (lips impossibly close to mic) Bird.
BIDEN: I’ll tell you what the who the bird is buddy the bird is the safety of the American people
— James Colley (@JamColley) September 1, 2020
3. Honest crab, we love her
imitation crab meat never tried to lie about who she was and we love her for it
— chrysanthemum tran (@chrysanthemvm_) September 2, 2020
4. “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
5. Obligatory dril tweet
you can post shit like “my roommate put the addams family theme on 9hrs a day” no one will ever question it. you will get the medal of honor
— wint (@dril) September 1, 2020